Oops, I accidentally did a bunch of other stuff instead of posting on this here blog. And by accidentally, I mean deliberately. And by ‘other stuff’, I mean watching the Olympics and drinking IPA’s. (See, I’m trying!)
For reals though, I know everyone says this but where the eff did summer go? I realize it’s a late bloomer here in Portland but c’mon… it’s mid-August already? I kid you not when I tell you that I saw an ad for Michaels craft store for Christmas decorations! I meeeeeean really?? I’m overwhelmed by all the fall clothes in stores and by the over-abundance of back to school commercials. (Speaking of which, if I see one more of those Target commercials with the annoying guy or girl singing about back to school supplies I’m going to throw my IPA at the TV. Which would not be cool for 2 reasons: 1) what a waste of a brew 2) a new TV is not in “the budget”. Luckily I’ve been watching way less tube since the Olympics ended so my TV remains hops-free for now.) Phew, sorry for the rant.
Now, what was I talking about again? Oh that’s right, nothing. Carry on.
Here are some snapshots of what I’ve been doing for the past 56 days. Don’t judge me because I counted.
I ate this. I ate this hard. There’s a travel stop in Minnesota that has the BEST bakery goodies EVER. It’s kind of disturbing the amount of love I have for that place. Like an “I ate this 60 pound blueberry fritter in one day” kind of love.
I gave Henry Rowengartner a run for his money…..
The hubs made a best man speech that brought me to tears. I was also having my eyebrows waxed at the same time, but I’m almost positive the tears came from his speech. Kidding… his speech was moving and wonderful and reminded me why I chose to be his lady for the rest of our lives.
My pAl and I were going to go to a movie and we ended up here instead. Beautiful night with a beautiful friend. Seriously, she’s amaze… she likes night (and day) drinking and doesn’t refer to her blog as her “creative outlet”. Plus she endured a week+ of dog-sitting the Monster Dog. Ku-dos Al.
Speaking of the Monster Dog…. here he be. Keeping an eye out for us. And no, that is not some sort of medieval torture device on his face. It is merely a “gentle leader”, AKA the thing that takes his barking level down to about 500 decibels instead of 525 and prevents him from lunging at and subsequently eating anything he sees on the ground. Anything. He ate a rock. I saw it go in. I saw it come back out. You do the math.
But on a lighter note, we found a beach!! I was feeling a little blue that the closest beach was 2ish hours away but luckily we found out about the beach at Sauvie Island and made our first appearance this past weekend. We only lasted about 1.5 hours no thanks to Gus, who was so beside himself and out of his element. Yah, he has an element, it includes eating rocks and howling at inanimate objects.
Welp, that about sums it up! See you back here in 56 days. Totally kidding, I wouldn’t do that to all 2 of you.