Dear husband, come home from your work trip. I miss you. And I’m really sick of taking the dog out.
Dear popcorn, it’s been a while. Let’s rendezvous tonight.
Dear rendezvous, you’re like, crazy hard to spell.
Dear hair, why do you look so confused today?
Dear Dad, I miss you. Thanks for the really sweet text this morning. You rock my socks.
Dear big brother, I miss you too. Even if you didn’t like our beer :)
Dear meatbag, why did you have to awkwardly growl during my meeting today? You’d just had a banana.
Dear Friday, where you at gurl?
Dear leg hair, yes, I see you. No, I don’t care. My husband is on a work trip.
Dear new sheets, I can’t wait to rub my face in you tonight.
Dear cheeseburgers, I really miss you sometimes.
Dear new sheets again, nevermind, I don’t feel like making the bed.
Dear 4AM wake up call, you’re an a-hole and I am dreading seeing you tomorrow.
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Dear Ned, that is all.
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